the true story about me
i am a New Caledonian woodsman. i love trees and wood and hard work and i love my country. in fact i love my country so much i decided that i'd become the unquestionable lord and master of it. not an easy job by any account. New Caledonia has been under the colonial government of France for the most part of modern history and has just recently begun to formally seperate itself from the French Republic. i am very proud to be serving my country so well at such a critical time in it's development as a soveirgn nation.
i am not a racial native of New Caledonia, though i was born and raised here by a caldoche french mother and an immigrant scottish father, so i consider myself to be a native new caledonian. i was raised to speak both english and french though french is the primary language of New Caladonia and thus my primary language.
i support strong local government and easycheese as far as my political ideals are concerned. my beleif that people can rule themselves most effectively when they are given a basic and effective medium of power and a basic national goal tends to govern my choice of leadership. i also hold the sactity of practical law as the central ideal of my government. unfortunately the french government still has a tight hold on me in as far as national autonomy is concerned, but that hold will loosen gradually until 2014 when a referendum will be passed to grant New Caledonia her rightful independence.
Vive le resistance. Vive le Liberation Kanak. trees rule. let us go work in the garden
i am not a racial native of New Caledonia, though i was born and raised here by a caldoche french mother and an immigrant scottish father, so i consider myself to be a native new caledonian. i was raised to speak both english and french though french is the primary language of New Caladonia and thus my primary language.
i support strong local government and easycheese as far as my political ideals are concerned. my beleif that people can rule themselves most effectively when they are given a basic and effective medium of power and a basic national goal tends to govern my choice of leadership. i also hold the sactity of practical law as the central ideal of my government. unfortunately the french government still has a tight hold on me in as far as national autonomy is concerned, but that hold will loosen gradually until 2014 when a referendum will be passed to grant New Caledonia her rightful independence.
Vive le resistance. Vive le Liberation Kanak. trees rule. let us go work in the garden
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