oh poop, sorry MJ, i kinda forgot about this and now i've remembered

this has been a terrible thing to forget! i am not a huge internet person but i recently saw a few of these that i really like and i'd just like to start writing one because i like to write and have fallen out of practice as of late. i'm sure you are great and a very persistent miner for gold of words and ideas, but i am pretty sure that i am in fact a better miner and have more to offer the worlds online than you ever could. but of course i am wrong and you are stupid and all we can say in the end is that i wanted to9 write a novel with this title when i was 18 or so and i like it still so i guess you're shit out of luck.

the overall poop is still mostly my interest but let me try and convince you that i still have a respect for details and will do my best to reference and market the details as well as the main poop.

i have begun working in neurology with kids and my dad, who happens to be a chiropractic neurologist and i hope this functional knowledge will come in handy for you readers. let me apologize for yanking you around in the meantime as i don't really know how to entertain everyone at once, so i must entertain myself in these writings, and i have a labyrinthine humor.

the true story about me

i am a New Caledonian woodsman. i love trees and wood and hard work and i love my country. in fact i love my country so much i decided that i'd become the unquestionable lord and master of it. not an easy job by any account. New Caledonia has been under the colonial government of France for the most part of modern history and has just recently begun to formally seperate itself from the French Republic. i am very proud to be serving my country so well at such a critical time in it's development as a soveirgn nation.
i am not a racial native of New Caledonia, though i was born and raised here by a caldoche french mother and an immigrant scottish father, so i consider myself to be a native new caledonian. i was raised to speak both english and french though french is the primary language of New Caladonia and thus my primary language.
i support strong local government and easycheese as far as my political ideals are concerned. my beleif that people can rule themselves most effectively when they are given a basic and effective medium of power and a basic national goal tends to govern my choice of leadership. i also hold the sactity of practical law as the central ideal of my government. unfortunately the french government still has a tight hold on me in as far as national autonomy is concerned, but that hold will loosen gradually until 2014 when a referendum will be passed to grant New Caledonia her rightful independence.
Vive le resistance. Vive le Liberation Kanak. trees rule. let us go work in the garden

do you want to know how my day was?

God was in my bed when i got home. that's how my day was.

this blog is about me and my relationship to you. it's also about my relationship to everyone and everything that i might influence or that might influence me. no matter how small or how magnificent the relationship, it will necessarily make this blog what it is, and conversely not make what it is not. okay, so now that philosophical formalities are out of the way, i would like to introduce myself. I am mojo silver, one of the most mediocre sunday painters of verona. i have decided to write this blog in order that you might be entertained and also learn cool shit. so let it be written, so let it be done.